I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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