Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
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