is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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