I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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