I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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