I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
don't judge my taste in strippers
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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