chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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