Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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