honey bunches of taint.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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