Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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