talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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