p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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