how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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