i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Randomize