You really coming over, don't trick.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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