all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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