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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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