hell yes lets make some ravioli
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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