no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You really coming over, don't trick.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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