Already got asked if we're dating
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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