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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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