And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Just pee around me
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
