your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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