How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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