She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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