We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
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