Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
