she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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