I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
My day in three words: secret purse cake
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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