Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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