you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
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