i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Is it because I queefed?
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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