Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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