I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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