Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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