People in love make me want to vomit
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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