at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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