So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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