So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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