Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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