yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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