I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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