The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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