Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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