I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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