Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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