well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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