Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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