why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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