I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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