i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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