We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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