susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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