So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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