I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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