where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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