I hate all girls vehemently.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
