yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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